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HUMOR PAGES
DID YOU EVER WONDER?
*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
*Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a
hen's butt looked edible?
*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
*Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
*Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
*What do you call male ballerinas?
*Why ARE Trix only for kids?
*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
*Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?
*If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
*If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
is he still wrong?
*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
*Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
*Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
*Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
