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MUSIC - NUGGETS OF WISDOM

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

Musical notes on paper principally indicate two things, pitch and rhythm. A person's behavior principally indicates two things, age and character. - John Morgan

Life is Simple... eat, sleep, make music.

GOT MUSIC?

CHOIR POWER.

TUNE IT OR DIE!

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Life begins at forte.

Good music is not as bad as it sounds.

Church musicians say, "Sanctuary much!"

Music is life. Everything else is just details.

Voice - the only musical instrument made by God.

Fear No Music.

Life is a Song. Sing it!

To Be Is To Be - Socrates
To Be Is To Do - Plato
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

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