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HUMOR PAGES
FAVORITE HYMNS
The Dentist's Hymn:...................Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn...........There shall be showers of Blessing
The Contractor's Hymn...............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn.........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn....................There is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn............Open My Eyes That I might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn...............I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.........................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn....................Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet By and By
Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you:
45 mph.................................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph.................................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph.................................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph.....................................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph.....................................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph.................................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph...............................Precious Memories
