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INSPIRATIONAL PAGES
THE DEVIL'S BEATITUDES
If the devil were to write his beatitudes, they would
probably go something like this:
Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too
distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow
Christians--for they are my best workers.
Blessed are the touchy. With a bit of luck, they may
stop going to church.
Blessed are the troublemakers -- they shall be called
my children.
Blessed are the complainers - I'm all ears to them.
Blessed are they who are bored with the minister's
mannerisms and mistakes- for they get nothing out of
his sermons.
Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited
to his own church-- for he is a part of the problem
instead of the solution.
Blessed are they who gossip -- for they shall cause
strife and divisions that please me.
Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his
brother and sister-- for he shall be with me forever.
-Author UNKNOWN
