MY DIET STARTS TOMORROW
My diet starts tomorrow
And I'm really dedicated.
There are certain extra pounds of me
That must be liquidated.
So it's goodbye to goodies,
All my junk food will be junked;
I have relished my last hot dog,
My last donut has been dunked.
It's arrivederci pizza,
And linguini and spaghetti,
It's au revoir meringues and crepes
And fours however petite.
It's farewell my lovely chocolate,
Never more to make me swoon;
For my diet starts tomorrow
Or the next day...or...well, soon.