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HUMOR PAGES
MONK JOKE
A man's car broke down as he was driving past a beautiful, old
monastery. He walked up the drive and knocked on the front door of the
monastery. A monk answered, listened to the man's story and graciously
invited him to spend the night.
The monks fed the man and led him to a tiny chamber in which to sleep.
The man thanked the monks and slept serenely until he was awakened by a
strange sound. The next morning, as the monks repaired his car, he asked
about the sound that woke him. The monks said, "We're sorry. We can't
tell
you about the sound. You're not a monk."
The man was disappointed, but eager to be gone, so he thanked the monks
for their kindness and went on his way. During quiet moments afterward,
the
man pondered the source of the alluring sound.
Several years later, the man was driving in the same area. He stopped
at the monastery on a whim and asked admittance. He explained to the
monks that he had so enjoyed his previous stay, he wondered if he might
be permitted to spend another night under their peaceful roof. The monks
agreed and the man stayed.
Late that night, he heard the sound. The next morning, he begged the
monks to explain the sound. The monks said, "We're sorry. We can't tell
you about the sound. You're not a monk."
By now, the man's curiosity had turned to obsession. He decided to give
up everything and become a monk if that was the only way to learn about
the sound. He informed the monks of his decision and began the long and
arduous task of becoming a monk.
Seventeen years later, the man was finally established as a true member
of the order. When the celebration ended, he humbly went to the leader
of
the order and asked to be told the source of the sound.
Silently, the old monk led the new monk to a huge wooden door. He opened
the door with a golden key. That door swung open to reveal a second door
of
silver, then a third of gold and so on until they had passed through
twelve
doors, each more magnificent than the last.
The new monk's face was awash with tears of joy as he finally beheld the
wondrous source of the mysterious sound he had heard so many years
before.
But, we can't tell you what it was. You're not a monk.
